Monday 31 August 2009

Ere you go chief, ave a suck on that sauce bottle

1. Kevin Spacey is a man who is uncomfortable with intimacy, he is the kind of man who would refuse to make love to his wife on their wedding night and take liberties with room service.

2. Seen that film '21'? weren't his best was it?

3. Everytime our Kev attends mass, he recieves the communion bread and chews it with his mouth open... just to piss off the Vicar

4. If you look very closely at Kevin Spacey's daughter in 'The Negotiator', you will see that she is in fact the fucking spit of Dwayne Ladejo

5. There is talk of a Kevin Spacey and Matthew Broderick advent calendar being released in time for christmas in 2010. Behind each door will be a little piece of chocolate in the shape of Kev's bumchin

6. Kevin NEVER gets on a plane without Andre Agassi's 'The Shining'

7. Kevin Spacey is not a well man, not in the slightest

8. American Beauty is a modern classic in many people's eyes, when interviewed in Four-Four Two he said that Annette Bening, who played his wife in the film is a complete cunt

9. He has never gotten over Goose's death in Topgun, friends have tried telling him it was just a film but he buries his head in his hands crying uncontrolably

10. Kevin Spacey, regardless of what people may say is a talented actor and is the toast of broadway

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