The Wonder

1. You know when your Sky digital goes a bit slow sometimes? That's him

2. When on a 'Beano' in Clacton with Steve Ogrozovic, Danny stuffed 4 full choc ices in his mouth at once and kicked the cunt out of a pensioner

3. Danny's favourite film is 'The Lion, Witch and The Wardrobe'

4. Has incredible evasive skills due to the fact that he and his band have been middle of the road for nearly 15 years and is yet to be run-over

5. The Embrace 2006 World Cup song 'World at Your Feet' is set to be voted in at number 5 in the new VH1 top 100 avant garde anthems

6. He often stands outside suprise birthday parties and tells the birthday boy/girl that their friends and relatives are all inside and they are in fact not going for a quiet drink

7. He produced Ultimate Kaos' hit single 'Some Girls' in the early 90's and still rakes in 56p a week in royalties

8. Not at anytime in the last 10 years has Danny McNamara appeared before a judge for rape with a motive whereas up to 1999, he was regularly charged for the offence

9. You'd think a Corrie fan wouldn't you? But he in fact has a meth-like addiction to Irish sit-com 'Fair City'... which is fucking shit by the way

10. Let it be known in no uncertain terms, Danny McNamara will rape again