1. Damien recently recorded his 142nd studio album, Tony Cascarino produced the vast majority of it... apart from track 10, which was engineered by Sandra Bullock.
2. 'What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg.... but you can't beat a wank' Not my words folks, but Damien's in a recent interview with Nuts magazine.
3. We all generally remember where we were when we heard tha Michael Jackson died right? Well not Damo, he was on acid in Siberia... well he thought he was in siberia but was in fact lodging in Wexford
4. You know when a mobile phone starts ringing? and you hear that buzzing sound in your car stereo? That's not your phone, it's Damien Rice
5. Damien's erratic behaviour has become a cause of great concern for his friends and family, to put your dick in the turkey base during sunday dinner, is clearly an act of a man who is in dire mental health
6. Damien Rice does not exist, in The Isle of Man
7. Kevin Bacon asked Damien to play 'Cannonball' at his daughter's wedding reception in the U.S. Damien said 'fuck off, fuck right off'. Damien not only believed that Sleepers was a true story, but it was also a live documentary. When he met Brad Pitt, he put his hand on his shoulder and said 'it's o.k, you can now go to sleep at night and not worry what's going to happen to you' Brad didn't know what the fuck was happening.
8. Damien greets all guests to his Cottage with a party bag. What's in this party bag? No-one has ever left the cottage to tell us
9. Damien Rice is yet to wed, he has an imacculate criminal record and despite idolising 'Biff' from Back to The Future is not a bad geezer if truth be told
10. I don't know about you, but i've had 'The Blower's Daughter'' stuck in my head for about 17 years now and i'm STILL not bored of it! Fair fooks t'ya Damo
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