Monday 31 August 2009

When you said i was ill, you were not wrong

1. Alesha will headline the pyramid stage at Glastonbury 2010. She will take to the stage at 10:45 and dance for 10 minutes, then New Order will join her and play 'World in Motion' to get everyone in the mood for the world cup... she'll do the John Barnes rap obviously. The for the remaining 74 minutes she will 'be down to earth'

2. Before joining Mis-teeq, she shared a studio appartment in Barbican with Duncan Ferguson. They were merely room-mates, no nudyprod whatsoever.

3. Alesha Dixon is yet to meet Barrack Obama and to my knowledge couldn't give a flying fuck

4. She has a picture of Kelly Kapowski from Saved by The Bell as her screensaver on her laptop, Dixon appreciates hot... regardless of gender

5. Her favourite album of 1995 was 'Operation Stackola' by Luniz. Try telling her that 'I've got 5 on it' was the only good song on that album, she'll punch you right in the anus

6. She co-wrote the Usual Suspects with Barbara Windsor

7. Ever buy a Kit-Kat and there's hardly any biscuit in there? Just chocolate? That is entirely down to her

8. Alesha Dixon rapped in the second verse on 'Jump, Jump' by Kriss Kross.

9. She is being lined up to play Spider in Bill Kenright's stage production of 'Quadrophenia'. Because she is scared shitless of Lambretta's and Vespa's, she'll ride around in roller skates with a little mod target on them

10. Alesha Dixon has had a season ticket at Preston North-End for 42 years and has never been to a game, what a bitch

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