Monday, 31 August 2009

where it all began

1. Carlo lost his virginity at the embarassing age of 36 at one of Silvio Berlusconi's infamous sex parties.

2. Once he gets a couple of pints in him, he will argue to the death that Gareth Southgate and Ugo Ehiogu's central defensive partnership for Aston Villa in the 99/00 season was the greatest in world football history

3. Carlo Ancelotti is an avid racist and a keen gardener

4. His favourite episode of Keenan and Kel is the one where Keenan's family go to 'The Pork Shack' for dinner and Kel spills hot chowder on Keenan's father

5. Though he has never admitted it publicly, Carlo sites Karen Carpenter as the main reason he got into football managment after his playing career finished

6. Some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, Carlo says that word in the Chelsea dressing room is... Claude Makalele had the cock of a shire horse... literally

7. His favourite meal at McDonalds meal is the 6 nugget meal, he really misses supersize fries and still Fanta though

8. His legacy at AC Milan was left slightly damaged after he and Jo Tessem got stoned and went round Ibrahim Ba's house and pissed in his kitbag

9. His finds Bob Marley a wee bit over-rated

10. Carlo Ancelotti has adjusted incredibly well to life in england, he even contacted the England cricket selectors and recommended Steve McFadden for the troublesome number 3 batsman slot

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