1. Carlo lost his virginity at the embarassing age of 36 at one of Silvio Berlusconi's infamous sex parties.
2. Once he gets a couple of pints in him, he will argue to the death that Gareth Southgate and Ugo Ehiogu's central defensive partnership for Aston Villa in the 99/00 season was the greatest in world football history
3. Carlo Ancelotti is an avid racist and a keen gardener
4. His favourite episode of Keenan and Kel is the one where Keenan's family go to 'The Pork Shack' for dinner and Kel spills hot chowder on Keenan's father
5. Though he has never admitted it publicly, Carlo sites Karen Carpenter as the main reason he got into football managment after his playing career finished
6. Some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, Carlo says that word in the Chelsea dressing room is... Claude Makalele had the cock of a shire horse... literally
7. His favourite meal at McDonalds meal is the 6 nugget meal, he really misses supersize fries and still Fanta though
8. His legacy at AC Milan was left slightly damaged after he and Jo Tessem got stoned and went round Ibrahim Ba's house and pissed in his kitbag
9. His finds Bob Marley a wee bit over-rated
10. Carlo Ancelotti has adjusted incredibly well to life in england, he even contacted the England cricket selectors and recommended Steve McFadden for the troublesome number 3 batsman slot
Monday 31 August 2009
The Wonder
1. You know when your Sky digital goes a bit slow sometimes? That's him
2. When on a 'Beano' in Clacton with Steve Ogrozovic, Danny stuffed 4 full choc ices in his mouth at once and kicked the cunt out of a pensioner
3. Danny's favourite film is 'The Lion, Witch and The Wardrobe'
4. Has incredible evasive skills due to the fact that he and his band have been middle of the road for nearly 15 years and is yet to be run-over
5. The Embrace 2006 World Cup song 'World at Your Feet' is set to be voted in at number 5 in the new VH1 top 100 avant garde anthems
6. He often stands outside suprise birthday parties and tells the birthday boy/girl that their friends and relatives are all inside and they are in fact not going for a quiet drink
7. He produced Ultimate Kaos' hit single 'Some Girls' in the early 90's and still rakes in 56p a week in royalties
8. Not at anytime in the last 10 years has Danny McNamara appeared before a judge for rape with a motive whereas up to 1999, he was regularly charged for the offence
9. You'd think a Corrie fan wouldn't you? But he in fact has a meth-like addiction to Irish sit-com 'Fair City'... which is fucking shit by the way
10. Let it be known in no uncertain terms, Danny McNamara will rape again
2. When on a 'Beano' in Clacton with Steve Ogrozovic, Danny stuffed 4 full choc ices in his mouth at once and kicked the cunt out of a pensioner
3. Danny's favourite film is 'The Lion, Witch and The Wardrobe'
4. Has incredible evasive skills due to the fact that he and his band have been middle of the road for nearly 15 years and is yet to be run-over
5. The Embrace 2006 World Cup song 'World at Your Feet' is set to be voted in at number 5 in the new VH1 top 100 avant garde anthems
6. He often stands outside suprise birthday parties and tells the birthday boy/girl that their friends and relatives are all inside and they are in fact not going for a quiet drink
7. He produced Ultimate Kaos' hit single 'Some Girls' in the early 90's and still rakes in 56p a week in royalties
8. Not at anytime in the last 10 years has Danny McNamara appeared before a judge for rape with a motive whereas up to 1999, he was regularly charged for the offence
9. You'd think a Corrie fan wouldn't you? But he in fact has a meth-like addiction to Irish sit-com 'Fair City'... which is fucking shit by the way
10. Let it be known in no uncertain terms, Danny McNamara will rape again
When you said i was ill, you were not wrong
1. Alesha will headline the pyramid stage at Glastonbury 2010. She will take to the stage at 10:45 and dance for 10 minutes, then New Order will join her and play 'World in Motion' to get everyone in the mood for the world cup... she'll do the John Barnes rap obviously. The for the remaining 74 minutes she will 'be down to earth'
2. Before joining Mis-teeq, she shared a studio appartment in Barbican with Duncan Ferguson. They were merely room-mates, no nudyprod whatsoever.
3. Alesha Dixon is yet to meet Barrack Obama and to my knowledge couldn't give a flying fuck
4. She has a picture of Kelly Kapowski from Saved by The Bell as her screensaver on her laptop, Dixon appreciates hot... regardless of gender
5. Her favourite album of 1995 was 'Operation Stackola' by Luniz. Try telling her that 'I've got 5 on it' was the only good song on that album, she'll punch you right in the anus
6. She co-wrote the Usual Suspects with Barbara Windsor
7. Ever buy a Kit-Kat and there's hardly any biscuit in there? Just chocolate? That is entirely down to her
8. Alesha Dixon rapped in the second verse on 'Jump, Jump' by Kriss Kross.
9. She is being lined up to play Spider in Bill Kenright's stage production of 'Quadrophenia'. Because she is scared shitless of Lambretta's and Vespa's, she'll ride around in roller skates with a little mod target on them
10. Alesha Dixon has had a season ticket at Preston North-End for 42 years and has never been to a game, what a bitch
2. Before joining Mis-teeq, she shared a studio appartment in Barbican with Duncan Ferguson. They were merely room-mates, no nudyprod whatsoever.
3. Alesha Dixon is yet to meet Barrack Obama and to my knowledge couldn't give a flying fuck
4. She has a picture of Kelly Kapowski from Saved by The Bell as her screensaver on her laptop, Dixon appreciates hot... regardless of gender
5. Her favourite album of 1995 was 'Operation Stackola' by Luniz. Try telling her that 'I've got 5 on it' was the only good song on that album, she'll punch you right in the anus
6. She co-wrote the Usual Suspects with Barbara Windsor
7. Ever buy a Kit-Kat and there's hardly any biscuit in there? Just chocolate? That is entirely down to her
8. Alesha Dixon rapped in the second verse on 'Jump, Jump' by Kriss Kross.
9. She is being lined up to play Spider in Bill Kenright's stage production of 'Quadrophenia'. Because she is scared shitless of Lambretta's and Vespa's, she'll ride around in roller skates with a little mod target on them
10. Alesha Dixon has had a season ticket at Preston North-End for 42 years and has never been to a game, what a bitch
Ballybunyon, keep puttin them lighterz up
1. Zac Efron leads a group of conspiracy theorists who hold the Nolan Sisters responsible for the 9/11 terror attacks. They meet on the 24th of every month at Greggs bakery in Eastcote high street and pretend they don't know eachother, y'know... for a laugh
2. He can't have a fucking row!
3. In the next WKD advert, Zac will be shown snogging a girl in a nightclub and then tell her that he has swine flu. He'll rejoin the rest of the lads at the table and they will be looking at the floor in discomfort
4. Fucking loves a bit of crumpet does our Zac. In the last month alone, he has slept with close to 4 women
5. Zac's favourite book is 'Of Mice and Men' by Carol Vorderman
6. It is a weekly ritual in the Efron family household to act like a cunt
7. Get this, he only tried to include Kevin Nolan in his premier league dream team this year! Jesus the boy's living in 2007, he probably still thinks 'Beautiful Girls' by Sean Kingston in still number 1 and is cheering on Jermaine Jackson to win Celebrity Big Brother
8. Zac, believe it or not never cared for High School Musical. He was once overheard saying he thought it was 'lame' and called director Kenny Ortega a 'poofter' in his incredibly unfunny gay voice
9. Efron's sense of bereavment is all powerful
10. What is next for Zac Efron???? a game of Pro Evo and a wank probably
2. He can't have a fucking row!
3. In the next WKD advert, Zac will be shown snogging a girl in a nightclub and then tell her that he has swine flu. He'll rejoin the rest of the lads at the table and they will be looking at the floor in discomfort
4. Fucking loves a bit of crumpet does our Zac. In the last month alone, he has slept with close to 4 women
5. Zac's favourite book is 'Of Mice and Men' by Carol Vorderman
6. It is a weekly ritual in the Efron family household to act like a cunt
7. Get this, he only tried to include Kevin Nolan in his premier league dream team this year! Jesus the boy's living in 2007, he probably still thinks 'Beautiful Girls' by Sean Kingston in still number 1 and is cheering on Jermaine Jackson to win Celebrity Big Brother
8. Zac, believe it or not never cared for High School Musical. He was once overheard saying he thought it was 'lame' and called director Kenny Ortega a 'poofter' in his incredibly unfunny gay voice
9. Efron's sense of bereavment is all powerful
10. What is next for Zac Efron???? a game of Pro Evo and a wank probably
Ere you go chief, ave a suck on that sauce bottle
1. Kevin Spacey is a man who is uncomfortable with intimacy, he is the kind of man who would refuse to make love to his wife on their wedding night and take liberties with room service.
2. Seen that film '21'? weren't his best was it?
3. Everytime our Kev attends mass, he recieves the communion bread and chews it with his mouth open... just to piss off the Vicar
4. If you look very closely at Kevin Spacey's daughter in 'The Negotiator', you will see that she is in fact the fucking spit of Dwayne Ladejo
5. There is talk of a Kevin Spacey and Matthew Broderick advent calendar being released in time for christmas in 2010. Behind each door will be a little piece of chocolate in the shape of Kev's bumchin
6. Kevin NEVER gets on a plane without Andre Agassi's 'The Shining'
7. Kevin Spacey is not a well man, not in the slightest
8. American Beauty is a modern classic in many people's eyes, when interviewed in Four-Four Two he said that Annette Bening, who played his wife in the film is a complete cunt
9. He has never gotten over Goose's death in Topgun, friends have tried telling him it was just a film but he buries his head in his hands crying uncontrolably
10. Kevin Spacey, regardless of what people may say is a talented actor and is the toast of broadway
2. Seen that film '21'? weren't his best was it?
3. Everytime our Kev attends mass, he recieves the communion bread and chews it with his mouth open... just to piss off the Vicar
4. If you look very closely at Kevin Spacey's daughter in 'The Negotiator', you will see that she is in fact the fucking spit of Dwayne Ladejo
5. There is talk of a Kevin Spacey and Matthew Broderick advent calendar being released in time for christmas in 2010. Behind each door will be a little piece of chocolate in the shape of Kev's bumchin
6. Kevin NEVER gets on a plane without Andre Agassi's 'The Shining'
7. Kevin Spacey is not a well man, not in the slightest
8. American Beauty is a modern classic in many people's eyes, when interviewed in Four-Four Two he said that Annette Bening, who played his wife in the film is a complete cunt
9. He has never gotten over Goose's death in Topgun, friends have tried telling him it was just a film but he buries his head in his hands crying uncontrolably
10. Kevin Spacey, regardless of what people may say is a talented actor and is the toast of broadway
It's been a while
1. Damien recently recorded his 142nd studio album, Tony Cascarino produced the vast majority of it... apart from track 10, which was engineered by Sandra Bullock.
2. 'What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg.... but you can't beat a wank' Not my words folks, but Damien's in a recent interview with Nuts magazine.
3. We all generally remember where we were when we heard tha Michael Jackson died right? Well not Damo, he was on acid in Siberia... well he thought he was in siberia but was in fact lodging in Wexford
4. You know when a mobile phone starts ringing? and you hear that buzzing sound in your car stereo? That's not your phone, it's Damien Rice
5. Damien's erratic behaviour has become a cause of great concern for his friends and family, to put your dick in the turkey base during sunday dinner, is clearly an act of a man who is in dire mental health
6. Damien Rice does not exist, in The Isle of Man
7. Kevin Bacon asked Damien to play 'Cannonball' at his daughter's wedding reception in the U.S. Damien said 'fuck off, fuck right off'. Damien not only believed that Sleepers was a true story, but it was also a live documentary. When he met Brad Pitt, he put his hand on his shoulder and said 'it's o.k, you can now go to sleep at night and not worry what's going to happen to you' Brad didn't know what the fuck was happening.
8. Damien greets all guests to his Cottage with a party bag. What's in this party bag? No-one has ever left the cottage to tell us
9. Damien Rice is yet to wed, he has an imacculate criminal record and despite idolising 'Biff' from Back to The Future is not a bad geezer if truth be told
10. I don't know about you, but i've had 'The Blower's Daughter'' stuck in my head for about 17 years now and i'm STILL not bored of it! Fair fooks t'ya Damo
2. 'What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg.... but you can't beat a wank' Not my words folks, but Damien's in a recent interview with Nuts magazine.
3. We all generally remember where we were when we heard tha Michael Jackson died right? Well not Damo, he was on acid in Siberia... well he thought he was in siberia but was in fact lodging in Wexford
4. You know when a mobile phone starts ringing? and you hear that buzzing sound in your car stereo? That's not your phone, it's Damien Rice
5. Damien's erratic behaviour has become a cause of great concern for his friends and family, to put your dick in the turkey base during sunday dinner, is clearly an act of a man who is in dire mental health
6. Damien Rice does not exist, in The Isle of Man
7. Kevin Bacon asked Damien to play 'Cannonball' at his daughter's wedding reception in the U.S. Damien said 'fuck off, fuck right off'. Damien not only believed that Sleepers was a true story, but it was also a live documentary. When he met Brad Pitt, he put his hand on his shoulder and said 'it's o.k, you can now go to sleep at night and not worry what's going to happen to you' Brad didn't know what the fuck was happening.
8. Damien greets all guests to his Cottage with a party bag. What's in this party bag? No-one has ever left the cottage to tell us
9. Damien Rice is yet to wed, he has an imacculate criminal record and despite idolising 'Biff' from Back to The Future is not a bad geezer if truth be told
10. I don't know about you, but i've had 'The Blower's Daughter'' stuck in my head for about 17 years now and i'm STILL not bored of it! Fair fooks t'ya Damo
Thursday 26 March 2009
My imagination has finally ran away with me
I think I've very nearly lost the plot....
CBB Heaven
_____________________
Contestants:
Jade Goody
Muhatma Ghandi
Al Capone
Steve Irwin
Ronnie Kray
Joan of Arc
Malcolm X
Marilyn Monroe
Day 1: Housemates enter, within Malcolm X pumps his fist in the air whilst looking at Joan of Arc. She doesn’t move a muscle, stares into space and Malcolm realises this is not a matter worth pursuing. Elsewhere Ronnie Kray takes a particular interest in Steve Irwin.
Day 2: Al Capone dominates the shopping list with his favourite Italian foods, you can sense a bit of unrest but Ghandi’s mere presence has a calming influence just when things were looking like getting heated.
Day 3: Marilyn Monroe has been surprisingly quiet thus far, being 1 of only 3 women in the house (well two because that useless bastard Joan of Arc has done nothing but stare into space). Jade has had her eye on Monroe, there is a unspoken tension between the two and just how long Jade can masquerade as a nice person remains to be seen
Day 4: Well at 7am, Steve Irwin wakes to the sight of a clearly aroused Ronnie Kray. Irwin is a man who in his time came face to face with some of nature’s most deadly creatures but this really unsettled him, he sits in the diary room for much of the day slapping his hand against his forehead whilst bawling his eyes out.
Day 5: What a day it’s been! Nominations and Jade and Ronnie are up for eviction, the merciless pestering from Ronnie has had an affect on the whole house if truth be told. Even Al Capone hasn’t said a word because he is convinced ‘the feds are listening’. Jade’s nomination came as no surprise whatsoever, she launched into a full-blooded 10 minute rant at Ghandi when he refused to discuss Monroe behind her back, Jade absolutely launched herself at him shouting ‘you think you’re better than me!’ and other things of that persuasion… and when finally led away be Steve Irwin she effectively evicted herself by saying ‘who is he anyway?’ Joan of Arc meanwhile, still not moved a muscle, jesus! what a boring housemate!
Day 6: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MAX CLIFFORD! The PR guru has managed to get a message to Jade in the afterlife! She makes an apology to Ghandi which was clearly written for her but they’re fooling no-one this time. Malcolm X tries to engage Marilyn Monroe in a conversation about the nation of Islaam, he realised there and then… that he was barking up the wrong tree so he sat in front of Joan of Arc pulling faces at her for nearly 46 minutes
Day 7: Eviction Night is upon us, Ronnie Kray looks undeniably sharp in his eviction suit though it was unnecessary for him to try and plant a smacker on Steve Irwin while he was adjusting his tie. But this night will surely see Jade Goody evicted for CBBH, she stares resentfully at Marilyn throughout the day and hopes the public won’t be horrible when if she leaves. What she doesn’t know is… Marc Vivien Foe has been waiting outside the house for 2 days now with a bag of mouldy oranges with Goody’s name on it!
CBB Heaven
_____________________
Contestants:
Jade Goody
Muhatma Ghandi
Al Capone
Steve Irwin
Ronnie Kray
Joan of Arc
Malcolm X
Marilyn Monroe
Day 1: Housemates enter, within Malcolm X pumps his fist in the air whilst looking at Joan of Arc. She doesn’t move a muscle, stares into space and Malcolm realises this is not a matter worth pursuing. Elsewhere Ronnie Kray takes a particular interest in Steve Irwin.
Day 2: Al Capone dominates the shopping list with his favourite Italian foods, you can sense a bit of unrest but Ghandi’s mere presence has a calming influence just when things were looking like getting heated.
Day 3: Marilyn Monroe has been surprisingly quiet thus far, being 1 of only 3 women in the house (well two because that useless bastard Joan of Arc has done nothing but stare into space). Jade has had her eye on Monroe, there is a unspoken tension between the two and just how long Jade can masquerade as a nice person remains to be seen
Day 4: Well at 7am, Steve Irwin wakes to the sight of a clearly aroused Ronnie Kray. Irwin is a man who in his time came face to face with some of nature’s most deadly creatures but this really unsettled him, he sits in the diary room for much of the day slapping his hand against his forehead whilst bawling his eyes out.
Day 5: What a day it’s been! Nominations and Jade and Ronnie are up for eviction, the merciless pestering from Ronnie has had an affect on the whole house if truth be told. Even Al Capone hasn’t said a word because he is convinced ‘the feds are listening’. Jade’s nomination came as no surprise whatsoever, she launched into a full-blooded 10 minute rant at Ghandi when he refused to discuss Monroe behind her back, Jade absolutely launched herself at him shouting ‘you think you’re better than me!’ and other things of that persuasion… and when finally led away be Steve Irwin she effectively evicted herself by saying ‘who is he anyway?’ Joan of Arc meanwhile, still not moved a muscle, jesus! what a boring housemate!
Day 6: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MAX CLIFFORD! The PR guru has managed to get a message to Jade in the afterlife! She makes an apology to Ghandi which was clearly written for her but they’re fooling no-one this time. Malcolm X tries to engage Marilyn Monroe in a conversation about the nation of Islaam, he realised there and then… that he was barking up the wrong tree so he sat in front of Joan of Arc pulling faces at her for nearly 46 minutes
Day 7: Eviction Night is upon us, Ronnie Kray looks undeniably sharp in his eviction suit though it was unnecessary for him to try and plant a smacker on Steve Irwin while he was adjusting his tie. But this night will surely see Jade Goody evicted for CBBH, she stares resentfully at Marilyn throughout the day and hopes the public won’t be horrible when if she leaves. What she doesn’t know is… Marc Vivien Foe has been waiting outside the house for 2 days now with a bag of mouldy oranges with Goody’s name on it!
Thursday 19 March 2009
Thought I'd check in quickly, I'm never short of anything to say but for some reason I don't get round to writing shit on my blog.
I've been thoroughly enjoying the wonderful 'Rivalries' ober the past couple of days www.myspace.com/rivalries
Check out 'Horizon' and 'Red Wolves' in particular, a very good band indeed.
Tomorrow night, I is playing at The Bullet Bar in Kentish Town with Tobacco Road. Also on the bill, are the sexually driven garage(60's garage, not so solid garage) band Thee Landells, who to my knowledge are from somewhere in south london.
I'm not even gonna bother plugging our myspace for a while cos I'm not overly keen on our recordings anymore (apart from Killing Time), hopefully we'll get into the studio in April once our main man Mitch is back from tour with Haunts... and we can get some good shit done.
Our gig is, however being plugged on SW1 radio on the Surge and Katya morning show tomorrow morning so tune in! Between 8-10am
http://www.sw1radio.co.uk/
I'll try not to leave so long before I next check in you cunt
I've been thoroughly enjoying the wonderful 'Rivalries' ober the past couple of days www.myspace.com/rivalries
Check out 'Horizon' and 'Red Wolves' in particular, a very good band indeed.
Tomorrow night, I is playing at The Bullet Bar in Kentish Town with Tobacco Road. Also on the bill, are the sexually driven garage(60's garage, not so solid garage) band Thee Landells, who to my knowledge are from somewhere in south london.
I'm not even gonna bother plugging our myspace for a while cos I'm not overly keen on our recordings anymore (apart from Killing Time), hopefully we'll get into the studio in April once our main man Mitch is back from tour with Haunts... and we can get some good shit done.
Our gig is, however being plugged on SW1 radio on the Surge and Katya morning show tomorrow morning so tune in! Between 8-10am
http://www.sw1radio.co.uk/
I'll try not to leave so long before I next check in you cunt
Tuesday 10 March 2009
1st post of March and I ... am fucked off
I have just witnessed the depressing sight of two of Europe's giant clubs being knocked out of the champions league and am also having one of them 'why on earth do i bother with that person?' moments... how typical
That being said Tobacco Road are playing well at the moment, we've been improvising for hours on end and i dare say... are playing a little like The Doors! one day Dunworth... one day.
anyway fuck off, i'm having a fag
That being said Tobacco Road are playing well at the moment, we've been improvising for hours on end and i dare say... are playing a little like The Doors! one day Dunworth... one day.
anyway fuck off, i'm having a fag
Saturday 28 February 2009
Fucking hell man
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Thursday 26 February 2009
Brian Dunworth is the 137,049th person to smash his own face in
Just keep seeing them things on facebook... '******* is the 167,873rd person to join the cause STOP Animals Torture in Asia. Join her' Why do people put that on their status? It's basically saying 'i'm a good person, and i want you to recognise that'
Jesus i mustn't have much to say at the moment if i'm bitching about facebook on my blog... what a cunt!
Jesus i mustn't have much to say at the moment if i'm bitching about facebook on my blog... what a cunt!
Monday 23 February 2009
Good God Y'all
Shit man, what a show on STAX that was! I was nearly crying when it showed Otis doing 'Try a little tenderness'! Sky Arts yet again, c'mon lads.
I've got nearly every bit of our album planned out in my head now... which song i want a horn section on, which song i may have vocal harmonies on, and exactly how i'm gonna use the rickenbacker 12string. It gives me great optimism at a time where i'm not so confident of getting other things i want so badly (no not drugs)
Would love to get back in the studio as soon as possible but the man's on tour and good luck to him, we'll continue in april.
Anyway, i shall go back to work and daydream for another week. fuck off geezer
I've got nearly every bit of our album planned out in my head now... which song i want a horn section on, which song i may have vocal harmonies on, and exactly how i'm gonna use the rickenbacker 12string. It gives me great optimism at a time where i'm not so confident of getting other things i want so badly (no not drugs)
Would love to get back in the studio as soon as possible but the man's on tour and good luck to him, we'll continue in april.
Anyway, i shall go back to work and daydream for another week. fuck off geezer
Sunday 22 February 2009
When you said i was ill, you wer not wrong
A mixed weekend for Delta Dunworth, a more than productive couple of days with Mitch at broadfields studios has seen us finish the drums, guitar, bass and organ. I got to record my guitar part with a badass Fender Tele today which was Steve Cropper-like to say the least.... wicked
In other news i am ill as fuck and fancy a sleep.
In other news i am ill as fuck and fancy a sleep.
Friday 20 February 2009
Nemanja Dunworth
Well today i'm feeling relief if nothing else, as you may have seen in my previous blog, i is going back into the studio with Tobacco Road on saturday. Yesterday i managed to get that aching all over flu where you feel like you've been done over with a baseball bat but i am feeling better as the day goes on so everything is back on track.
This weekend will be exactly a year since we recorded our first ever demo do it's gonna be good to show ourselves more than anyone else how much we have improved... and the addition of a badass organ player/guitarist hasn't gone a miss either.
I watched a Doors programme on SkyArts last night (oh ain't i cultural eh? EH?) and it was sensational. Those motherfuckers could jam, they could jam good. Any band should aspire to play like that, just keep it flowing, bit of delay, offbeat drums, a fucking shit-hot organ player on the vox... tremendous stuff, really is. I'm no woman, but that Jim Morrison a piece of work, i can't deny that. Otherwise i've been listening to Bobby Womack's 110th street and literally dancing whilst driving my transit van, hazardous? possibly... sad? absolutlely
Next time i check in i'll probably be in the latter stages of recording and will be jubilant.
word
This weekend will be exactly a year since we recorded our first ever demo do it's gonna be good to show ourselves more than anyone else how much we have improved... and the addition of a badass organ player/guitarist hasn't gone a miss either.
I watched a Doors programme on SkyArts last night (oh ain't i cultural eh? EH?) and it was sensational. Those motherfuckers could jam, they could jam good. Any band should aspire to play like that, just keep it flowing, bit of delay, offbeat drums, a fucking shit-hot organ player on the vox... tremendous stuff, really is. I'm no woman, but that Jim Morrison a piece of work, i can't deny that. Otherwise i've been listening to Bobby Womack's 110th street and literally dancing whilst driving my transit van, hazardous? possibly... sad? absolutlely
Next time i check in i'll probably be in the latter stages of recording and will be jubilant.
word
Tuesday 17 February 2009
Monday 16 February 2009
That's some good shit right Marogy?
Eduardo has returned from injury with a band! His two goals brought a smile to my face, I've missed him dearly as an Arsenal fan.
I think i'm gonna roll up to Bardens Boudoir on thursday to see my beloved Ground Dust supporting acoustic ladyland... anyone know where Bardens Boudoir is??? Anyway it's gonna be a realy good night i'm sure, this coming weekend will be my first in 09 pretty much clear of debt so i might have a few ciders you big wanker!
I think i'm gonna roll up to Bardens Boudoir on thursday to see my beloved Ground Dust supporting acoustic ladyland... anyone know where Bardens Boudoir is??? Anyway it's gonna be a realy good night i'm sure, this coming weekend will be my first in 09 pretty much clear of debt so i might have a few ciders you big wanker!
Sunday 15 February 2009
Yep
Sunday night and I'm still wide awake, it's past midnight and i have a routine week ahead of me. That being said, my sister and her husband are coming over with my little neice Daisy so that'll be a good bit of family time i suppose.
Been listening to the harmonies of Fleet Foxes(yes, i'm catching on late) and applying to play small festivals this evening. Without meaning to sound twatty i've got something eating away at me right now and i'm feeling like a right moody teenager, maybe it's one of those depressive hangovers, i honestly don't know. But i try as hard as i can to simplify whatever thoughts and feelings i might have and try to put logic to them but the truth is... as much or little sense i make out of it, i can't change them. Well not for a few days anyway. I don't honestly know why i'm writing this but this is a blog and i'm sure as hell not gonna write a fucking song about it.
Had a good gig on saturday anyway
Been listening to the harmonies of Fleet Foxes(yes, i'm catching on late) and applying to play small festivals this evening. Without meaning to sound twatty i've got something eating away at me right now and i'm feeling like a right moody teenager, maybe it's one of those depressive hangovers, i honestly don't know. But i try as hard as i can to simplify whatever thoughts and feelings i might have and try to put logic to them but the truth is... as much or little sense i make out of it, i can't change them. Well not for a few days anyway. I don't honestly know why i'm writing this but this is a blog and i'm sure as hell not gonna write a fucking song about it.
Had a good gig on saturday anyway
Tuesday 10 February 2009
Only Fools and Dunworths
I'm listening to 'We Gotta Have Peace' by Curtis Mayfield and I am happy.
That going hand in hand with my first comment since starting this thang up, a comment from Jo... which made me laugh. Cunt
I'm just in the process of booking a gig on the Pier in Clacton for no other reason than to run around the arcade like a 10 year old and to kick a 99p football around in public. It's amazing when i actually think about how much Only Fools and Horses has moulded me as a person, i've been exposed to it since i was about 5 years old. There's something really special about the characters, the banter and with my Dad being from Stonebridge(which wasn't too dis-similar form Peckham in those days), i've heard stories about real life people who were actually like certain characters from that show and it's fucking great.
I think you do need that element of cockney in your family to really get it though, to see the similarities in your uncle Steve to Trigger... or hearing my uncle Paul mention a bloke called 'Johnny Harris' in a story about a job he'd done. Fucking Johnny Harris! that there is the most cockney name ever and one that i'd put £4.97p on being mentioned at some point in Only Fools and Horses.
I don't think everyone gets it but i wouldn't expect them to, this isn't the most intellegent thing i've ever wrote but it's a big part of who i am... at least i've got a bit of Harlesden in me and i'm not some kind of thoroughbred London Colney kid. That i'm proud of, i just find it funny that my mad uncle Paul dis-charged himself from hospital last night and was found in Hennessy's at 10pm. I love to have stories to tell, whether you belive them is another matter...
That going hand in hand with my first comment since starting this thang up, a comment from Jo... which made me laugh. Cunt
I'm just in the process of booking a gig on the Pier in Clacton for no other reason than to run around the arcade like a 10 year old and to kick a 99p football around in public. It's amazing when i actually think about how much Only Fools and Horses has moulded me as a person, i've been exposed to it since i was about 5 years old. There's something really special about the characters, the banter and with my Dad being from Stonebridge(which wasn't too dis-similar form Peckham in those days), i've heard stories about real life people who were actually like certain characters from that show and it's fucking great.
I think you do need that element of cockney in your family to really get it though, to see the similarities in your uncle Steve to Trigger... or hearing my uncle Paul mention a bloke called 'Johnny Harris' in a story about a job he'd done. Fucking Johnny Harris! that there is the most cockney name ever and one that i'd put £4.97p on being mentioned at some point in Only Fools and Horses.
I don't think everyone gets it but i wouldn't expect them to, this isn't the most intellegent thing i've ever wrote but it's a big part of who i am... at least i've got a bit of Harlesden in me and i'm not some kind of thoroughbred London Colney kid. That i'm proud of, i just find it funny that my mad uncle Paul dis-charged himself from hospital last night and was found in Hennessy's at 10pm. I love to have stories to tell, whether you belive them is another matter...
Monday 9 February 2009
My band
Right let's get this motherfucker on the road. www.myspace.com/tobaccoroadband1
That's the band's Myspace. We've had 19 plays today and if we make it 20 by midnight... it will mean little.
Me and my cat Boycey are sitting here and I'm thinking of something to write what is going to be of interest. I know people say 'if you haven't got anything to say then don't say nothing at all' but i feel like a bit of a natter so fuck off.
I've been thinking in depth about how the fuck Otis Redding was so much better at singing than everyone else? It just wasn't fair on the others, if you listen to the live version of 'Try a Little Tenderness' and don't feel a bit of a tingle then i can only conclude that you are a Razorlight fan. Seriously man, check it the fuck out on youtube or something. I can't put my finger on why i've become so addicted to 60's Soul music. Admittedly, at first it was probably to try and look cool like most people do but once you've heard 'Tracks of My Tears' and really got that feeling, it changes what you look for in songs. Then the more groove based Curtis Mayfield shit makes you literally feel like a fucking hustler or something, it's great stuff... really is
So that's what i try to do really, sing like Otis Redding and write songs like Motown ones... not entirely of course as i have my deep rooted Coral influence and listen to The Doors and Bob Dylan quite alot but Soul is where my um 'Soul's at(what a cunt)
Thing is, the industry have picked up Duffy, Adele and James Morrison who are undoubtedly great singers but ain't got the songs quite frankly. Chasing Pavements was nice and Warwick Avenue is good but there ain't no fucking tempo man, we're a band who makes our music together and therefor our songs have a rawness and 'hustle'(fucking love that word) that songs that are either given to them artists or co-written with them don't have. Shit man I can't wait to make an album.
'tis not arrogance, it is a self belief which could only be knocked if Marvin Gaye came back from the dead and told me my songs were shit
That's the band's Myspace. We've had 19 plays today and if we make it 20 by midnight... it will mean little.
Me and my cat Boycey are sitting here and I'm thinking of something to write what is going to be of interest. I know people say 'if you haven't got anything to say then don't say nothing at all' but i feel like a bit of a natter so fuck off.
I've been thinking in depth about how the fuck Otis Redding was so much better at singing than everyone else? It just wasn't fair on the others, if you listen to the live version of 'Try a Little Tenderness' and don't feel a bit of a tingle then i can only conclude that you are a Razorlight fan. Seriously man, check it the fuck out on youtube or something. I can't put my finger on why i've become so addicted to 60's Soul music. Admittedly, at first it was probably to try and look cool like most people do but once you've heard 'Tracks of My Tears' and really got that feeling, it changes what you look for in songs. Then the more groove based Curtis Mayfield shit makes you literally feel like a fucking hustler or something, it's great stuff... really is
So that's what i try to do really, sing like Otis Redding and write songs like Motown ones... not entirely of course as i have my deep rooted Coral influence and listen to The Doors and Bob Dylan quite alot but Soul is where my um 'Soul's at(what a cunt)
Thing is, the industry have picked up Duffy, Adele and James Morrison who are undoubtedly great singers but ain't got the songs quite frankly. Chasing Pavements was nice and Warwick Avenue is good but there ain't no fucking tempo man, we're a band who makes our music together and therefor our songs have a rawness and 'hustle'(fucking love that word) that songs that are either given to them artists or co-written with them don't have. Shit man I can't wait to make an album.
'tis not arrogance, it is a self belief which could only be knocked if Marvin Gaye came back from the dead and told me my songs were shit
So this is what she does all the time?
Yeah just been convinced to start a blog by a mate, my first impression is that this is fucking shit-hot. I can write allsorts of bullshit and about 5 people maximum might read it, might even post one of my 16 second videos you cunt.
Well suppose i should write a bit about myself, if that's how this works.
My name's Brian Dunworth and I live in Borehamwood. ave some of that
I'm in a band (just had to throw that in) called Tobacco Road, I personally am heavilly influenced by the Stax musicians of the 60's so much so, that i actually bought a burgundy turtle-neck jumper at christmas so I could look like Steve Cropper. Work is not something that needs to be talked about... I go sometimes and when i get money i spend it, incredible stuff ain't it? fuck off geezer
I'm playing The Good Ship in Kilburn on Valentines night (coincidence), is that the self promotion Jo? nah?
Well suppose i should write a bit about myself, if that's how this works.
My name's Brian Dunworth and I live in Borehamwood. ave some of that
I'm in a band (just had to throw that in) called Tobacco Road, I personally am heavilly influenced by the Stax musicians of the 60's so much so, that i actually bought a burgundy turtle-neck jumper at christmas so I could look like Steve Cropper. Work is not something that needs to be talked about... I go sometimes and when i get money i spend it, incredible stuff ain't it? fuck off geezer
I'm playing The Good Ship in Kilburn on Valentines night (coincidence), is that the self promotion Jo? nah?
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